So, two sober women walk into a bar...

... And a drunk guy asks me if I will marry him for the weekend. I say, "What the hell! I don't have any plans!" We all laugh and I turn to order a drinks and next thing I know he is giving me a hug from behind telling all of his friends to go on without him and that his wife over there will kill him when they get home!
Now here is the funny part... not only was he old enough to be my father but I was with my ex's mom, she was the other sober one!!